The Caymanian Compass recently reported that CayBobby, a Royal Cayman Islands Police Officer and weblog hoster, may be in trouble with his boss - assuming they ever find out who he is.
Sorry folks, I don't know how to make this any funnier than it already is. Wait a minute - yes I do.
You mean to tell me the cops can't even figure out who CayBobby is?! I guess that means they aren't going to catch the guy that stole my bike. Damn!
How about the RCIP employee a process like, oooooh I don't know... an INVESTIGATION! Because one technique that I'm quite sure will NOT umask this verbal freedom-fighter is the head-cop whinging and snivelling about it.
Hey Kernohan, here's an idea: find a sense of humour, get rid of the drug-dealers, the wife-beaters, the child-molesters, the animal-_____ers, the gangster wannabees, the race car drivers, and the rest of the scum in these here islands, and then pick on someone who's simply trying to have fun.
Until then, huzzah! for CayBobby - he's doing a great job. Unless it's a she... and then huzzah! for CayBooby.
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