WARNING - CONTENT ON THIS SITE PROBABLY IS NOT REAL
Please be aware that this site is NOT intended to represent itself as a factual news site. Quite the opposite. Most everything on this site is fake - although certain factual references can and will be made. You got that? Fake, not true, false, devoid of truth...
If you are a public figure/entity, please be aware that libel/slander laws do not apply equally to you as they do to private citizens. The same can be said for me. So if you can't take the heat, get out of public life.
If you are a private citizen and choose to engage me in debate, be forewarned that I will hang you out to dry with your own words if you piss me off.
If you're an attorney and you want to sue me, please email me and I'll direct you to my attorney. When you speak with my attorney, speak quickly - he charges about $400/hr. Thanks.
This site will be replete with something called "satire." If you don't know what that is, look the word up and come back. If you don't agree with this site, there's a simple solution: leave. If you like it, come back - and tell all of your friends.
Bloggers - as long as you aren't a site dedicated to: porn, gay porn, child porn, animal porn, vegetable porn, mineral porn, porn of any type, violence, terrorism, dedicated political parties, for-profit special interest, any particular government, or porn - feel free to link to my blog.
This site will NOT use obscene language and this site will attempt to NOT engage in any serious social or political debate - at least not intentionally - but if I feel like delving into social or politicial commentary I will. It's my blog and I can do whatever I like. If you don't agree, fine. Send a comment or simply close your browser and go colour in your colouring book.
If I feel you are abusing this blog, you will be run. Period.
If this format bores you, doesn't appeal to you, or offends you, or if you just don't get it - go away and stay away. If you don't mind being made fun of or making fun, then welcome in! Post away and enjoy.
Any posts to this site become MY PROPERTY and I reserve the right to modify them in any way and take complete intellectual control over them for my own use - most likely in developing some useless drivel that you might actually have the inclination to read. Oh, and I will make fun of you if you open yourself up to it. I have hung mine on the line for you to make fun of, so expect reciprocity. Don't take it personally - use your anonymity and have some fun.
That's it. We want to have fun, keep it relatively clean and avoid pissing off the government. This site is hosted in the states, so you have a bit of leeway, but again - lets all play nice and have fun.
Did I mention that this site is a piss-ant site filled with crap and very little - if any - of the information has any real meaning or socially redeeming value? Just checking. RTM