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Julianna O’Connor–Connolly is the latest idiot to throw her dunce hat into the circle of stupidity surrounding a lack of human rights in Cayman.
Julianna made what could possibly be one of the most idiotic, uneducated, close-minded, homophobic, scared, hateful statements surrounding this issue in today’s Compass. And what’s worse is she used her political position to do so.
It goes something like this: “Once doubt enters in the equation that we have to pander to these people…then we are diminishing our faith in God…”
“These people?” “THESE PEOPLE?” Are you kidding me?
Julianna, you’re a bigoted ass whose efforts are doing nothing more than perpetuating fear and hatred. You’re an idiot and you should crawl back under the rock from which you crawled out.
Why don’t you talk about “these people” who rape women and children? Or “these people” who beat their spouses. Or “these people” in West Bay who fuck horses. Or “these people” who deal drugs. Or “these people” who kill Miss Teen Cayman in car crashes. Or “these people” who steal government documents under the guise of some lame-ass whistleblower rule. Or “these people” who financially rape the country. Or “these people” who care more about two men kissing than about attending a meeting on Constitutional matters, human rights or a bill of rights. Or “these people” who label people as “these people.”
As far as pandering to “these people” – Julianna are you really that freaking stupid? Actually, yes you are.
No one is asking anyone to pander to gay people – we’re asking you to simply ignore them. Treat them like everyone else on the island, then when it's election time kiss their asses and lie to them like you do the rest of us.
Pay them as much attention as you pay people you don't know, cruise tourists, ex-pats, anonymous residents, rapists, drug dealers, child beaters, wife beaters, animal fuckers, drunk drivers, illiterates, thieves, ex-pats, voters, your constituents, the economy, Cayman’s global image, etc… In other words, just ignore them and pretend like they're not here and if they are their pressence is of no consequence. You've been doing it long enough with everything else so this shouldn't be a stretch even for the likes of you.
One thing that bothers me is your pious attitude that in spite of your lack of secular intelligence begs the question, "How does being in the midst of different people diminish your faith in God?" Does God tell us, “go forth and minister to the good people and the people who are like you and the people who believe everything you believe,” or does he send us out as sheep among the wolves. Does He send us into the not-so-pretty areas to minister to all of God’s children?
Did Jesus not tell Peter to “feed my sheep?” Do you truly understand what that means – or do you simply think God meant to feed his 13 sheep and screw the rest of them?
Julianne – before you spout off your warped religious ideals you may want to wait until you’re outside the LA and inside your close-minded church.
Regardless Jewlianna, at the very least you’ve helped us regain a sense of our past. You’ve sent us backward in time and you’ve shown us that if we follow your religious teachings that copping out, quitting, dividing God’s people, spewing anger and hatred and perpetuating a bigoted attitude will allow us to enter the kingdom of heaven; but more importantly it will allow us humans the right to pick and choose those whom we want with us in heaven while excluding everyone else. When the fire and brimstone rains down from heaven I'm sure we can all huddle in safety under your umbrella.
So Julianna we’ve scratched the fags off our list, now let’s do something about the kikes, the niggers, the spics, the nips, the crackers, the slants, the slopes, the wops, the micks, the limeys, etc… because “these people” are really mucking things up. Find me the bible passage and I'll exploit it for the sake of your self-serving ignorance.
And as far as telling pastors how and what to preach – THAT’S NOT GOVERNMENT’S JOB YOU IDIOT!!! You don’t tell a minister what to preach – who the hell are you Henry VIII (although you do strike an amazing resemblance; although his beard was a bit thicker and you’ve got a few pounds on him…)? Besides, the ministers here in Cayman are more than adequately qualified and capable of spewing their seperatist bilge without your help or the help of the LA - although it might be easier for them to do so if they weren't busy pulling the strings of Cayman's political puppet show.
You know what I don’t want to see? An angry, moron spewing jaded religious nonsense under the auspices of political leadership. I’d rather see two dudes kissing than one Julianna acting like she knows what she’s talking about.
And I certainly don't need to see a politician belittling a government employee for making a correct judgement call and apologizing for an incident that can and will have social and ecnomic repercussions in these islands. Cayman's indignance will be its undoing so any little jestures made by someone like Pilar Bush that may help soften the blow of Cayman's stupidity shouldn't be met with such opposition and derision by the people charged with helping these islands succeed. But I wouldn't expect an idiot like Julianna to understand this intensely cerebral concept.
So screw you Ju! Hats off to Pilar Bush for apologizing (even though the apology was a bit backhanded and not entirely accurate) in the wake of a most unfortunate incident perpetrated on one of Cayman's benefactors by government.
And kudos to Julianna for teaching our children that if people are different it’s okay to ridicule them, deride them, berate them, exclude them, deny them liberties, deny them human rights, inconvenience them and after all is said and done NOT apologize to them - in the name of God.
“The Gospel According to Julianna – Go Forth and Hate.” Julianna your stupidity is showing – again.
It’s amazing actually; the LA has a dress code but it doesn’t have an intelligence code. Thanks Julianna. Thanks for putting a bit more lipstick on that legislative pig. How about trying a little on yourself…